Monday, February 21, 2011

A guy's Dilemma

Before Marriage:

Agreement on Talking Hours
Ali: At what time do I have to call you? 
Alia: Any time as u wish 
Ali: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up? 
Alia: I was sleeping. 
Ali: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up? 
Alia: I was shopping with my mother 
Ali: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up? 
Alia: I was tired and relaxing. 
Ali: Then what about 5 PM? 
Alia: I was watching a cartoon. 
Ali: So, then why didn't you pick your phone in the night? 
Alia: I was studying 
Ali: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk. 
Alia: Anytime...

Car Break Down on a Date:
Ali: Now what should we do? 
Alia: You decide 
Ali: Let's go home. We will take the bus, I will accompany you..
Alia: Are you crazy? The bus is dirty and crowded. My new dress and all my hair will get screwed up.   
Ali: OK; we will take a radio cab.
Alia: No no no. Not worth it... For such a short distance 
Ali: All right, then we can walk. Its a beautiful day. We can enjoy the weather all the way and talk till we reach home ok? 
Alia: I am hungry, can't walk. 
Ali: Then what do you suggest? 
Alia: You decide 
Ali (Thinking): Ok... Let's have lunch first? 
Alia: Whatever you feel like... 
Ali: What shall we eat? 
Alia: Anything.. 

After Marriage:

Dinner time:
Ali: Honey, What should we have for dinner? 
Alia: Whatever you say.. 
Ali: Why don't we have Thai food tonight? 
Alia: No not thai food, the last time I got pimples on my face remember?
Ali: Alright, why don't we have chinese cuisine  
Alia: Yesterday we ate chineese , aaj bhi? 
Ali (thinking): Hmm..... I suggest we have barbeque 
Alia: Bar-b-que is not good, I might get diarrhea 
Ali: Then what do you suggest? 
Alia: Whatever you say..

Long Weekend:
Ali: Yesss.. Thank God Finally a long weekend. So what should we do today? 
Alia: Anything you feel like...
Ali: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time. I downloaded a few romantic comedies last night! 
Alia: Oh come on. Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time 
Ali: Umm ok so how about we go for bowling, or Golf club or for some exercise?
Alia: Exercise on such a hot day? 
Ali: Then lets go out to some cafe and have Coffee.
Alia: I am off caffeine and did I not mention its a hot day? 
Ali: Ummm... Then what do you suggest? 
Alia: Anything you feel like..

Ooh wasn't that a glass breaking sound I heard? 
Ladies! Please don't do this to your man. Usually guys don't ask girls for advice and girls complaint about it. If they do, they mean it and they expect you (the girl) to give your subjective opinion on that. But it usually happens that the conversation rolls back to where it started.

If you're a guy reading this.. I hope you're happy that I just don't criticize guys everytime..
If you're a girl reading this.. I want your advice.. What should be my next post? Oh please don't say whatever I feel like!


Thursday, February 3, 2011

Nightmare or a dream?

A poem just popped up in my head which I had written way back in school in a diary that I'm trying to locate since ages!

Here it goes..

It was friday night
which was full of fright
It was spooky outside
and I was reading a book on aliens inside

suddenly outside I saw a flash
rays of light emerged like a splash
i looked up in the sky
it was a flying saucer passing by

I went out to see
but the lights undertook me
inside I was astonished to see
Aliens with yellow eyes looking at me

They told me they were from mars
and they will give me no harm
all they want me to do
is to teach english to the students of Mars-kaboo*

*Mars-kaboo was a famous school in mars

When we reached mars
they took me in their space cars
when I was teaching the students I realized
its easy to write but not easy to teach martians

suddenly one of them started banging my head with his arms
then I realized it was my clock's alarm
I opened my eyes and the room was filled with sunlight's beam
still today I wonder was it a nightmare or a dream!

Guys I know I have been off the radar, but hey I wasn't abducted by martians!
A lot of interesting stuff lined up for this month..
keep your fingers crossed!